American Daily Review

O "tinkers" with college costs, kind of like what went on in Tim Allen's garage on the "Hezbollah sleeper cell" episode of "Home Improvement"; Burger-flippers go on strike, leaving nobody to make their lunches; O commemorates the 50th Anniversary of Martin Luther King's genuinely historic speech by desecrating its spirit with his "I have a nightmare" address; A government shutdown to stall ObamaCare installation will be a disaster for the GOP - unless they think of it as the ultimate Sequester; Operation "Don't Mock Me" warms up on the launching pad, sans Britain and 80% of the American public - but we've got the French!  Also Ted Nugent's sweat, and not twerk about Miley Cyrus.  You're welcome.