Food, Sex and Farm Animals

Nothing annoys Matt-Man and Jayman more than the ridiculous serving size recommendations on cans and boxes of food. Who are these people kidding? We're supposed to eat just ONE sausage patty? This might be the biggest threat to our freedom of our lifetimes. Matt and Jay are here to take a stand!

Plus Sunday kicks off Hispanic Heritage Month and National Farm Animal Awareness Week so we'll definitely celebrate both of those. And, even though Yom Kippur is over Matt and Jay have agreed to extend it a bit to allow folks the opportunity to call us up and atone for their sins or apologize to us for transgressions. Aaaaaaaaand it's Heidi Montag's birthday!

Also, we'll have our correspondents Kirk Douglas, Slyder Ballzcock, Stubby Stonhenge and FIRST EVER CANADA REPORT W/ JAMIE!!!!

Aaaaaaand of course we all know that good food, holidays and celebrations lead to sex.