THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW HAS SHARP ELBOWS!

Terribly sorry about missing the show yesterday. See, I was in court. It took two hours for the hapless Aaron Walker to present his feeble case against me. In the end, the judge laughed him out of court, denied his peace order, and sent him and John Hoge from the court room with their tails between their legs like scalded pups.

All the gory details, on a SPECIAL LIVE Saturday show at 11am ET