American Daily Review: Haunting Birthdays

That's right, that's right, it's my birthday, it's my birthday.  Beats me why I want to celebrate 'em anymore, I've had so damned many of them.  But it did get me a free Red Robin burger the other day, it'll get me a free Denny's Grand Slam meal today, it'll get me teriyaki tonight, and who knows what it'll get me later tonight, ifyouknowwhatimean.

It is also, by divine serendipity, the exact same birthday of Mr. Gibbs' lovely bride - just another one of those little signs that the starship Pistachio is going where no one....well, where the terrible trio, anyway - has gone before.  And with Constitution Radio on KMET 1490-AM preempted once again for "exciting" University of Redlands Football, well, I think you can all see where this is headed.

So enjoy this truly exciting trip in the Wayback Machine.  Or the tardus.  Your choice.