Election News, Legal Weed, & The 51st State

So, the election is over and Donald Trump will take over as the 45th president. We don't want to get too into the controversy surrounding his election, so we instead bring you other Election news.

As it turns out, the worries of a collapsing stock market was completely overblown, especially for companies specializing in building walls. And while you were out voting, everyone's favorite Weiner was busy riding horses in a posh sex rehab facility in Tennessee. Then Colin Kaepernick is still taking a knee during the National Anthem just prior to his football games, but he still can't be bothered to vote.

Then, it doesn't matter whether you agree with legalized Marijuana or not; it seems to be the way the country is heading. Now it seems the Mexicans are buying more and more of our weed and shipping it south.The Simpsons already predicted a Donald Trump victory way back in the year 2000. We play the audio clip from the Simpsons during our own show, so you'll be able to hear what was said exactly.

And last, Ricky Rossello has just been elected as Puerto Rico's next governor. It seems his primary platform was getting Puerto Rico set as America's 51st state! He feels that statehood is the best way to revive the island economy, and plans to elect senators and representatives... and just send them to Washington uninvited. When the rest of the government asks why they're crashing the party, they plan to ask for offices and new desks be installed and demand statehood. If this sounds crazy, it was a tactic successfully used by Tennessee in 1796 in their successful bid.