Cold Fall Sunday

Get ready to cuddle and listen to my voice as I serenade you with laughter. 

Tell your man that I'm straight and not curious.

I'm flattered though, but you two should make babies after this broadcast.

The Kardashians are always in the news, as well as the Jenners. Kendall has pants on. Surprisingly because the Kardashians usually have pants off.

Drake made a new "Brain On Drugs" promotional service announcement, and used his song as the background music.

Want your marraige fixed? Call Lamar Odom now. One weekend of drugs, booze and hookers! After that, you'll be happily married ever after.

Hurricane Patricia is tearing it up. My mom's name is Patricia, and when she talks, she fills the room with hot air, not cold wind.

6000 felons are to be released by the DOJ. So potheads, wime to pay those overdue weed bills from your soon to be freed dealers.

When I have sex, I suddenly change my voice, and loudly ask if she wants to subscibe to my naked webcam. Something I learned while watching sites.

Showing someone your old pictures in an album is okay. Checking out someone's Instagram pictures from 9 weeks ago is considered creeping.