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Viva Las Oscars!

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Comedian Billy Bo Laugh Chat

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Boy, what a cluster fuck Oscar awards! Even the winners were losers!

Speaking of losers, Las Vegas is filled with them! Broken dreams of instant riches, mixed with endless cigarettes, coffee, and copious amounts of free watered down alcohol. 

Mardi Gras was this weekend, celebrated in just about every city in America. That's the only day you can ask a woman to show her boobs without being slapped. Ask a white woman to see her boobs, she'll giggle and lift up her shirt, exposing her pink B-cups. Ask a black woman to show you her boobs, and she'll tell you to go see your mamma's boobs, your sister's boobs, your daddy's balls, your brother's balls, your grandmother's sagging mammories, and then jump your perverted ass off the tallest building.

I'm going to go back to a beeper. In fact, I'm going to reverse my life starting now. I'll walk backwards, talk backwards, and vomit my food.

It's March, and Trump is STILL in office, doing good things. I know that hurts a lot of sensitive people, but they need to stop sucking their thumbs, and put on adult clothes now. They bashed him all up and down at the academy awards, then the show ended with a thud. Epic fail.

 

 

 

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