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Trump pulled out his big brass balls and bombed the piss out of ISIS. He bombed more dirt, back to dirt.
United Airlines has a good way of removing crying babies from airplanes...take them for a quick drag race.
Moldilocks got her clock cleaned in Berkeley. She's an amateur hairy star named Venus Rosealma, who's clam looks like a venus fly trap suffering from gangrene.
Aaron Hernandez, the convicted of murder former New England Patriot tight end, has set the record for hang time by suicide.
Also at the Berkeley riots, a cowardly professor named Eric Clanton used a bike lock to Donkey Kong a Trump supporter, causing massive bleeding. Eric is 5'2". I didn't think midgets were that angry.
Rest In Peace Charlie Murphy.
