Take A Knee For Christmas!

Join me as we once again celebrate Christmas! Don't slit your wrists, let's have some fun!

Buy an Easy Fold for your lazy wife! In return, she'll buy you an easy Wipe: Helps you wipe your dirty man ass.

Shoppers in Trader Joe's stand there like fucking statues, like they're trying to hold in a serious shit.

It's funny that I read Oakland residents are protesting budget cuts to school, but their kids don't even go to school.

Women rub their bellies when they're pregnant. Their husbands rub their balls.

What's going on with sexual harrassment nowadays? Politics and Hollywood are crumbling. We're just a nation of gropers.