BURN is Alex Jones (on the grassy knoll) to the 33rd degree.

That's right. We are the conspiracy. We admit it. After G20 and Rabble finished their last top secret undergound meeting at the mason hall in bohemian groves, and were in a flight layover at area 51, we had a frank discussion with Elvis where he urged us, and Michael Jackson, to just come clean. Tell the truth and put it all on DVD. We were stunned, and perplexed, and a little high from the chemtrails our plane was putting out there, so we agreed. Touching down in a crop circle, we immediately contacted our jewish friends who control all media and had them schedule this show. Immediately after the show, all listeners will be silenced from the media and will be forced to participate in our world domination plot, or live out their live sin FEMA camps.