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A short radio show featuring Captain Gossip. Humor with light hearted sarcasm. We invite our listeners to write a script. We'll try hard to use it.

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Captain Gossip

Here's the, get in your face, bad news. While those holes you punched in your bodies, or pay someone else to punch, will one day close-up if left empty of bones and feathers; that ink will follow you to your grave.
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Our Substitute didn't exactly follow the script. "Now to the propaganda. Holy shit, can we get passed this double spy being poisoned? You'd think both sides would be glad he's out of the spy business..."
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It has been lies disguise as truths that men throughout the ages have died for. The only way comedians get away with subjecting their audiences to the truth is to twist it tightly around funnies.
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Aunt Rachel is what the people of Greasy Creek call the witch, but no one knows for sure if that's her real name, except possibly old Doc Johnson. Talk about two being in cahoots, these two run the gambit.
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They can speed the game up or shut it down. The new kids on the block will not hang around for 3 hours plus.
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As long as it's someone else's money and some ass other than mine in that rocket blasting off for Mars are wherever, I'm all for it.
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When you have been a big league announcer for 20 years and hear you're, ?Fired.? It's suicidal. But pure joy was to be his, not suicide.
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?You will never gain anyone's approval by begging for it. When you stand confident in your own worth, respect follows.? ? Mandy Hale, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass
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With the example the colleges are making by giving athletes preferential treatment is it any wonder these people leave college looking for shortcuts?
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Nothing is safe any longer, I could have just as easily said sacred, not even out lives and the lives of our children. Just think, it was the children who had to challenge the greed of the Members of Congress.
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